Hi hex

Someone who greaves over lost friends, and loves party stroking on Xbox.

Hey man! Why are you so down?
Man…. I’m just pulling a hi hex.

HIS MAJESTY LORD-LIEUTENANT

LORD-LIEUTENANT FOR HIS MAJESTY AND HER MAJESTY AS KION FAMILY CREST, SHARIFF FAMILY CREST, FULTON FAMILY CREST, WILSON CLAN CREST AS BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU & SWYRICH CORPORATION. AS KION SHARIFF FULTON WILSON. IN AS THE FORENAME, SECOND NAME, SURNAME AND LASTNAME FOR THE UNIFORM NAME.

KION SHARIFF FULTON WILSON AS HIS MAJESTY LORD-LIEUTENANT

Pound His Jimmies

A midwestern expression commonly employed by particularly sexually aggressive, domineering women who seek to engage in copulation with a male counterpart.

See also: Pound a Jimmy, pound Jimmy, Pound his jimmies, no Jimmy left unpounded.

See that guy over there with the gold glasses? You better bet i'm gonna pound his Jimmies tonight.

polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

Ruin his own life

No. He did not...

Hym "Ruin his own life. Someone heard what he said and DECIDED TO DO THAT TO HIM. You're a fucking retard. Your life hinges on the whim of the mob so YOU have a vested interest in allowing them to do shit like that and I say 'Them' because, again, what did he do to himself? Did he call his own job? No? Then WHO DID IT? DO THEY HAVE A NAME? THAT IS WHO RUINED HIS LIFE."

A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"

Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."

had his chips

there are many different variation's of the "chip" it can be applied to all scenarios and you can even make specific variants for special occasion's. You will find that this can be a very versatile and im yet to find a time when it hasn't worked.

Here are some of my many different versions:

Billy chips: this generally apply's to something getting its chips fast.

Afghan chips: This apply's to getting the chips hardcore style.

jacker chips: This came around recently playing Halo: Reach and when I got jacked out my Banshee this new version was made.

oh hes had his chips

cockroach beetle his ass

when a bug jumps on you and you spasm. but u are doing this action to someone else

i will cockroach beetle his ass next time