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Getting Your Ass chewed; The act of yelling at someone for their mistakes.
Your dad is going to Chef John your ass for drinking all of his beer last night.
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Someone who is very good at what they do. These days, it’s primarily used in Fortnite, where the most prestigious skin is one of John Wick.
Ethan: Yo it’s a fucking John Wick!
Leah: Aah! A John Wick!
*John Wick rocket riding across the map*
Jason: Fucking John Wicks.
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A stupid motherfucker that likes CUTE girls, with little boobs. He likes to sit on a fucking chair, and he always holds a stupid shit-ass blue pen, and he always holds "The Little Prince" in his right hand during the English class. He used to wear nerdy gay ass glasses, but he got laser surgery 3 months ago.
TF you looking at, John Kim. Go eat Kimchi, dumb fuck.
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To farm a lady up the cornhole.
She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....
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Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.
"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."
"Dirty bastard"
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When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.
"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"
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To reference a homosexual euphemism
Dad tried on mums new bracelet and she said 'your wrist is too wide for that... said John'
Mum was sorting the dishes out before and she said 'I hate it when you get meat stuck under your fingernails.... said John'
Hope my engine doesn't blow will be seeing rods everywhere if it does ... Said john
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