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only kiss you dont forget and your not drunk when you do it
when you put the smack down on a pretty lady and your dick is harder than when you saw your friends mom naked
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The act of having one person shit on the faces of two other people with their mouths open, and then french kissing after with alot of tounge.
I love to Mexican Kiss
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This is when you carefully rear-up to your lover's breast, but cheeks spread, and press your brown eye against her nipple - a little kiss!
My lover was looking for her chocolate treat, so I reared up and gave her a Hershey's Kiss!
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When a crazy portuguese cunt goes in for a kiss only to sureprise you with a cigarette burn to the side of the face.
leaned in on shorty only to get hit with a portuguese kiss, hope this doest scar!
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When a man is on his hands and knees in the doggy style position, his partner is behind him giving him a blow job. When the partner is in the down position, their nose is pressed into the scrotum, then the man proceeds to farts on their forehead and yells wet kiss.
Last nite sally wanted to get kinky so she started giving me head from the back, so i gave her a wet kiss on her forehead.
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the first kiss only means something for girls. do u know any guys who remember their first kiss? of course not. now ask them about the first time they had sex, then bingo!, the one that cant remember is a retard.
ill give u U$10,000 if u find a guy who remember his first kiss
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When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection and only realize halfway through so you vomit a bit in your mouth and gargle that around with some of her yeasty juices so that you can leak it back into her mouth as you come up to make out with her.
Maaan, so i was eating out at Cindy's clams casino last night and her muff carpet tasted kinda yeasty so I honked some smurfs in my own mouth and slurped a bit of her vadge podge along with that so I could give her a nice long salty kiss that involved lots of tongue, see if I could make her yodel some groceries for not having told me her snatch was raunch-a-taunchy.
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