Meat crazies

The intense emotions/actions you have when eating a lot of meat. (ie: strategizing ways to get/eat everything)

At the Big Apple BBQ:
Lady: "What is this the line for?!"
Me: "Pulled pork."
Lady: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT! WHERE IS THE RIBS LINE?!"
Me: "Dude, she's got the meat crazies."

Meat psychosis

A Side Effect of an Unexpectedly good sexual Encounter that may cause Light stalking and Thoughts of Relationships

Gave her such a splendid noodling, that now shes developed meat psychosis.

meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.

That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.

meat therapy

When you need to get laid

I'm so horny, I need some meat therapy

Meat Lettuce

Thick soggy puss

Bro last night I got with this big sweaty chick and she had some mean meat lettuce.

meat junction

When the tips of penii touch whilst double penetrating a girl.

Yo bitch, i'm gonna meat junction you with my boys.

Grill Meat

Someone with exceptionally large gums. Often the same size or larger than their teeth. Also known as a gummy smile.

That hot babe looked my way and smiled but damn yo she was sporting grill meat like a damn horse.