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A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.
Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.
When something is just true. A fact. Right.
Jacob: Yo, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is the best movie ever.
Noah: Bars on Mars.
A car boot loaded with alcohol, a trick invented by Punjabi Uncles in Britain during the 90s/early 2000s, in case their favourite drink was not served at a function.
(AKA "Car Bar")
Punjabi Uncle 1: There's no Black Label at this wedding, only Chivas!
Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.
Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans
Punjabi Uncle 1: So then it's a full-on Boot Bar, ennit?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji!
Getting absolutely shit hammered at the local Mexican spot
Hey boys , y’all tryna go bar Mexico
A bar inserted threw a female's nipple
Hi sexy, I am coming over to lick your titty-bars.
When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.
Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.
A subtle insult, the equivalent of calling someone gay, or a fag, without insult to the sexual orientation, only as an insult.
God your such a fig bar