1: No cap my g
2: Ayo kinda sus no cap
Bro #1: I just shit out my ass
Bro #2: Ayo no cap
When you have extremely nappy hair, as if a forest.
"Boy, if you don't sit your forest cap ass down!"
A shorter version of sorry caps / sorry for caps, used when you accidently left on or pressed caps lock after sending a message, not noticing the mistake.
Random 1: bro what are you on about
Random 2: SHUT UP
Random 2: sry caps
when someone tells on your cap
cap me out means, for example, i told my buddy to lie to my girlfriend and tell her im going to the store to get groceries but im really tryna get sum pussy so i told my boy to cover for me but he said hell nah he gettin pussy
Este un copil care nu intelege ceea ce vrei sa spui, de obicei raspunzand cu ceva complet gresit sau care nu are legatura cu ce ai spus
Q: Iti place brandul ASUS?
A: Da, fac lapte bun
Q: Ba esti un copil cu cap de tabla
A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.
Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!
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When your phone voice assistant doesn't understand you because you are high and so you get a random request from your search engine
Ok Google: "what is the weather like today?"
Swap cap mode:
Ok google: "where is Floyd meyweather from?"