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ween porn

Pornography for a heterosexual female audience.

We feminists were on a quest for ween porn in Vegas! None of that gay shit, thank you. We want to see some penis!

by LBo979 November 3, 2010

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Porn Lights

flashing emergency lights most often regarding the police. originated via a comment "Well, someone's getting fucked."

"whoa, porn lights on the left"

by Dh4mp1r September 24, 2011

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dictionary porn

When you go on Urban Dictionary.

I comitted Dictionary Porn this morning.

by Llanfair December 25, 2016

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Whose porn is it?

A phrase commonly used to inquire about the ownership of a particular work of pornography.

Guy #1: Whose porn is it?
Guy #2: Hey, that's my flash drive!

by Drunken Russian November 15, 2013

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Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

by Keepitrail May 1, 2012

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Lizard porn

When you want to watch small dick porn with a twist for some strange reason

Mark:Hey yesterday I watched some lizard porn

Jack: that's fucking weird bro

by Tumblyavocado June 21, 2016

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Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.

Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.

by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 19, 2010

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