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When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.
Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"
an anime full of bitchass hoes that are made to be “perfect girls”
Person 1: Have you seen alya sometimes hides her feelings in russian?
Person 2: Yeah. Alya is hot but shes such a bitchass hoe
After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.
Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.
A mixture of sperm and breast milk smeared on a woman's chest during sex.
Jane got so horny last night, I overheard her telling Ben to give her some Russian Nipples. I thought it was a drink but I was soo wrong.
An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.
"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."
When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex
Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out
A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.