An individual who knocks over a vessel of sausages.
Who knocked over all of the sausages on the buffet?
Ben did, he's a sausage knocker
Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.
A dick that resembles a sausage
Chandler was embarrassed when she wouldnt sleep with his chuggle sausage
When a man's penis his so large it droops down and looks like you shoved a sausage in your pants.
Small Penis #1- What does that guy eat!?!?
Small Penis #2- I don't know, but that's a massive sausage lump.
This phrase means that the particular thing that you are looking for is not immediate sight of you and can see anyone or thing of that group.
Person 1: wow I cannot see and naked elderly women on this nudist beach
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!