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The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."
" On Friday I got so drunk and slept with Ian, I've been guilt showering ever since."
Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date
*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"
*Derived from: Corn Showers
When you shower with sweet creamy corn.
"Qrow and Winter had a porn showers together."
Shower beer is not a specific brand of beer but a beer bottle that someone would drink in the shower. The usage of beer like this is a very new concept, only coming around in the 2000s to 2010s. It is commonly used to combine the stress relieving properties of showering and the pleasure giving chemicals in beer. Sometimes other alcohols are used but only rarely compared to beer in the shower. It is very similar to drinking wine in the bath.
A: "What's that weird bottle in the corner of your shower?"
B: "Oh, that's just my shower beer, I sometimes put it under the shower to replenish."