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When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles
Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.
<brian12> the dude tried to sell me a pair of magic rings that would turn me immortal
<brian12> i asked his address and called the cops on him for fraud :smoke
... or ...
04:18 <P0tHe4d-007> rolling up :p
04:20 <P0tHe4d-007> here we go :smoke
Smoking one last cigarette in a pack before you throw it away because you know they're not good for you.
"I just smoked three cigs in an hour... I think I'll have one last goodbye smoke then toss them."
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A smoking Viking is when you poop and hide it in a air vent
I was so mad at my sister Donna M that I left her a smoking Viking in her bedroom air vent
To vigorously pound the butt of those named "Greg" in specific with BBC.
Brb I will run this extreme after I smoke a fag.
After someone completely pisses you off it is the act of lighting up your cigarette or cigar before or during you going completely off on someone or ignoring orshunning them completely. Often times resulting in blowing smoke in the face of someone intentionally or unintentionally due to not giving a fuck.
You know when she lights up her fuck you smoke the fight is about to be on.
Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.