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you-fuck

When you're trying to watch a movie on YouTube and it's been removed due to copyright. Fuck them mothafuckas, that ain't right.

Steve- Man- I wanted to watch The Interview on YouTube and instead Bitchass SKAAANK came ovefer and said YOutuuubbbe doesnt have it and then try to distract me with some random NYEUGA who doesn't have anything to do with James Muthafunking Franco when Im just trying to snuggle with my ugly bitch, and they direct to some brokeass website that they say has moth-er3%@ing SETTTH ROGAAAINE and it takes me to muther fluckin BROPLAY DOT MOTHERFUCKIN COMM NIIIIIGGGAAA And looking like the mutherfucking DOuche NOZZle for the night I look up to the night sky and say, Fuck them mothafuckas, that ain't right!!

Friend-That's cool man but I just wanted some of the chips man. But, you right. You got You-fucked, Youtube you-fucked you up, fuck them mothafuckas, that ain't right.

by wazzdat March 26, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


are you on benefits?

are you on "drugs"

1- hey bro , listen to this joke ...
2- go ahead .
1- 'insanely offensive dad joke' .
2- " are you on benefits? "

by DeAdInSiDeNyM November 1, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lost on you

To be so in love with someone that you appear to be lost.

โ€œI feel like Iโ€™m at home with you, like nothing else matters. Iโ€™m totally and completely lost on you.โ€

by Js742 July 5, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


you think.com

youthink.com, commonly on the site referred to as "YT". new members are often bashed or flamedif they use improper usage of the American language. Though, YT is VERY opinionated, it is a place to voice opinions. Common flamed topics include,
Emos
newbs
poems
pointless shit about holidays
suicide
attention whores
under age-ers(under 13)

Emos are often dubbed as attention whores, or suicidal.

so_emo: Wahhhh!1!!1 hai teh ppl of you think.com im soooo depresed i wan 2 kill miself wit mi razarz cuz lif sux nd no1 undarstands me

fudgsickle:Too fucking bad. Learn to type and someone might care. Or not.:-P
Go sit in a corner and cry you suicidal attention whore

by barbiebitch October 8, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


are you down?

what you ask a girl if you're tryna' fuck

i asked her
"are you down?"
she said she was down for anything
thats the damn deal bro

by JD6 March 5, 2008

85๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


kiss you till you drop

a quote from sarawat in eps 1 to catch tine's attention but didnt actually do it until season 2 eps 5

if you kept looking at me like that ill kiss you till you drop

by jaenotday6 November 18, 2020

40๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thank you

Around every corner he hurt me you filled my hart.

Thank you

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 7, 2019

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