EPS

Edmonton Police Service

I tried calling EPS to meet at the tree, but as usual, they didn't show up.

75👍 10👎

EPS

Enormous Penis Syndrome
Introduced in the TV show HIMYM.

Girl: Wow, you have enormous penis syndrome? I've never heard of that.
Barney: Yeah, that's the problem with EPS, lack of awareness.

87👍 32👎

EPS

Electric Psychedelic Shit

Yo man, what was that EPS you were listening to?

24👍 18👎

EPS

An investor term meaning earnings per share. Usually is a good indicator of a stocks growth and health.

The eps on blahblah is only $1.63? Never mind buying that then.

19👍 14👎

EPS

Enormous Penis Syndrome

Barney Stinson: That's the problem with EPS! lack of awareness.

13👍 11👎

EPS

A Latin male that fucks alot - prostitutes, strippers, grandmas and hot girls alike - only goal is to skeet - wears vivid eel skin rubbers and is a bad ass bitch. Uppercuts the vaginal region on loose women

EPS did those bitches so dirty.

23👍 34👎

EPS

some fat jews who spend their days talking about monsters

the eps talks about didimons all the time. i said "what are didimons?" and they said "your a punk ass tron."

13👍 26👎