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Loaf Dick

When you eat too big of a sandwich and you just can't.

Can't bang, got loaf dick.

by phoehm November 14, 2016


Dick Dodging

A female who constantly stands a guy up not wanting to have sex

How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.

by big eye bandit January 5, 2019


Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021


Dick Fuck

A lame or someone is your way. A pain in the ass.

Get out of my way Dick Fuck.

by Freway November 18, 2020


Dick Fuck

An individual who causes frustration to such an extent where they are a pain in the dick.

A person who nauseates you into wanting to cause road rage or scream out your window.

Someone who gets on your last nerve.

My son/daughter is such a dick fuck.
God, your such a dick fuck.
Slow the hell down you dick fuck.

by FJKOOOG December 23, 2021


Dick fuck

Shoving something up the urethra in a sexual way.

(Note)
Can also be used as an adjective to describe mostly a personality

Would you like to dick fuck me?
Wow that guy is such a dick fuck

by kikkpikk420 November 12, 2018


dick fuck

It's when someone is so small , they can only fuck a dick hole.

hay dick fuck what are you going to do with that ? fuck a dick hole

by Invented that word December 11, 2024