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Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. ON this day you must make a point to tell, listen and laugh at a Dad joke!
Happy Dad Joke Day Everyone!!!!
•Alt-Right Holiday
The day where right-wingers celebrate the birthday of Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler on 4/20. Swastika armbands and jokes about Jews are popular rituals on this day.
“Put on your Charlie Chaplin costumes today because it’s Hitler Day”
“Fuck nah, the Jews at our school won’t let us celebrate Hitler Day; time to bring our torches for a coup.”
“Why are the birthday candles on Hitler Day always 88?”
On January 17th your toughest friend had to try to break their nose and if they don't the next day they get slapped by all of their friends
Tough friend: what's the date again?
Other friend: oh January 17th aka break ya nose day have fun
June 20th, the day your teacher gives everybody a fake test that doesn’t matter!
Mr best scheduled a test for Tuesday
Don’t worry it’s National fake test day
Bridge Day is a holiday held on the 6th of April. It is a national celebration held for the people of Glasgow, Scotland. First originating in 2024, Bridge day highlights the dedication and work of Sgt. Josh Oswald and Lt. Luke Dunseath fighting on the bridge of Clarkston religiously since May of 2020.
"Yo bro you celebrating bridge day this year?"
"Hell yeah dude, it's freakin' bridge day... why wouldn't I be?!"
In reference to birthdays; the day between two birthdays. Used to celebrate two birthdays at once.
Ex. A birthday on the 1st and the 3rd would have a bridge day on the 2nd.
I can't wait for our bridge day to celebrate both of our birthdays!
The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.
”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”
Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs
Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*