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Forbes magazine ranks Clarkston in the top 8 for best cities to live. Kid Rock, Bob Segar, and Hott moms would also agree. The partys, the ladies, and the bud are top of the line. Coach K.R. is the shit and the football team is legit as they continue to refuse to take steroids (cough lake orion) and have strong seasons year in and year out. So if you dont live in Clarkston you probably have a shitty life and might want to reconsider the choices you have made. Clarkston..... its pure michigan!!!!
Someone who doesnt live here: I am so bored
Kid from Clarkston: thats because you dont live in clarkston you dumb motherf*****
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A town full of a bunch of wimps who don't know how to party.
Hey did u see that guy who got beat up in the parking lot ?
Yeah, he must be from clarkston.
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A town where sexy men who have HUGE PENISES live. The best place in the world to find them. A place inhabited by sex gods.
"i'm going to Clarkston to find more guys like Mark and Edward"
"We met in clarkston, you know?"
"they might be dorks, but they're from clarkston!"
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A small skidmark (versus the more commonly used "large shithole" when describing places, i.e. cities in general terms) on the rarely-worn underwear of skanky, std ridden, backwater Washington, across the Snake river from "scenic and beautiful Lewiston, ID". Crackhead central of the Northwest, where sober-living homes are oft-converted into meth labs. Part of Asotin County, once considered "most stds per capita" in American cities, second now only to Grangeville, ID.
I was going to go home to the valley, but then I remembered the valley consists of Clarkston, WA and Lewiston, ID.
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1. When any certain individual attempts to drift a corner on ice, esp. in Clarkston, MI, and fails epicly.
"Man, on the way here, I pulled a total Clarkston Drift and killed my Dakota!"
"Why?"
"Killer roach brah!"
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This the place where you will find people on their knees in the bathroom AND students drinking vodka at seven am. The high in high school is put to emphasis here; as many of our students are potheads. Additionally, we have a bunch of athletes (mostly blonde) who would love to take you out. Hockey boys all wear the same hat, and the football boys will ask you to a dance and have sex with another girl in the locker room. Luckily, the girls all look dress and act the same, so (unless you like the ones with ears) it shouldn't be hard to find one. Clarkston High School consists of many rigorous courses, but don't worry, you can always go and chat with your airhead councilor. If you're looking for some action, walk down to the band hall. Here you'll find students on the floor making out with masks on and dry humping each other (both examples are depressed). Theres also the balcony above the PAC to find these people. This is where you'll find couples taking naps together in the floor and a diversity of stains and graphiti all over everything. However, dont fret. Clarkston is not the worst place to be. When you graduate, there's a class so large you have to head to DTE in the sun to walk across a stage. It's all worth it to get a touch of the blow up genitals that students bring every single year. As Clarkston students graduate, I think it's safe to say they're all proud of saying where they came from. Even if where they came from was another Clarkston High School student in 1983.
“The students at Clarkston High School smell like pee”
“I got pregnant at Clarkston High School!”
Kelly Brianne Clarkson (born April 24, 1982) is an American pop singer, songwriter, and occasional actress. Clarkson made her debut under RCA Records after she won the first season of the television series American Idol in 2002.
Clarkson has released four albums to date. Her debut album Thankful (2003), her multi-platinum second album Breakaway (2004), followed by My December (2007) and her latest album All I Ever Wanted (2009). Her first four albums have sold over 10.2 million copies in the United States
But in General. Her music kind of sucks except for some of them, called "My Life would Suck Without You" and "Long Shot." Which were about a couple that broke up coming back together and someone wanting to take a chance on something.
Oops I spoiled the Lyrics for you O_O
Kelly Clarkston is a singer O_O
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