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When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
A James dick is a massive long penis and is very good in bed,
A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"
Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas
Mean and winny, didnt think he has to do his job, leaving it for next guy.
Get up and do your job and stop being a Suzy dick breaker .
When you drink expensive red wine and your dick is sore the next day
"man i got that Grange dick today"
When you received heade the day before or earlier that day but didn’t shower or wash it off.
Man I wanted to shower but didn’t wanna lose the saliva dick my girl gave me.
Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.
"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"