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An exclamatory phrase used when a situation is so bad, it seems as if it is equal to the feeling of the entire atmosphere whipping your dick, endlessly.
"Dick Whippins! (After some unfortunate incident has occured.)
The action of dick eating being present in some context
What is this dick eatery happening here
When someone shoves sandpaper down your dickhole.
Stephanie gave me the worst case of Beachy Dick, when I broke up with her yesterday.
A big talker with no follow through. (A tigers dick does not become erect.)
Responding to an arrogant comment. "OK tiger dick."
When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.
*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp
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When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.
Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.
"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"
"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."
Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.
They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.