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A rare degenerative disease that is triggered by being signed by the Cincinnati Bengals. Often called CHD, Chris Henry Disease causes the afflicted individual to, after getting into a domestic dispute, jump into the back of a pickup truck that is being driven by the individual's fiancee. After a few moments, the afflicted party proceeds to be ejected from the truck and receive serious head injuries, causing the subsequent hospitalization and death of the subject in question. Since 2009, CHD has claimed the life of at least 1 Bengals wide receiver every year. Named after recently diagnosed Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry.
Jon: Wow, I just got offered a 6 year contract to be a Bengals wide receiver!
Jake: I dunno man, I heard Bengals wide receivers are prone to developing Chris Henry Disease.
Jon: O really? I had no idea. I guess I'll just play for the St. Louis Rams for awhile...
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being or acting like a retard and or being lazy with oversized teeth
Guy 1. Hey did you know that Bob is a donkey bitch chris.
Guy 2. What does that mean?
Guy 1. It means he is a retard And that we have no realy good reaon to hang out with him.
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Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell
Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire
is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies
person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable
person 2: capable of what?
person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette
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When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.
Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message
Bipolar person who makes on opinions on stuff he hasnt read or watched
#mrrobot
Watchmrrobot aka Chris Ratio
a legendary man who loves bananas but only when they are baked... i will not explain his backstory here
anyone heard of ball-less chris
oh shit man dont mention that legend lightning will strike you