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Sexiest man on earth with a mission to preach truth about everything, from ice cream flavors to video game cosmetics. Even despite being hated by many.
"Zesty Jesus's new video was fire! I've never seen such a based take on a video game weapon!"
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Some pathetic loser on the Vestibule who's only topics are about his "Gay" tendancies. The dumb schmuck got pwn3d hard though, on the sex health and dating board.
Pathetic Liar on IGN. Only topics ever posted are about his gay tendancies.
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A) A holier than thou fan of football
B) Someone who believes that everyone should win in football and you should never be upset if your team loses.
C) Person who thinks his favorite team, coach, player are above any reproach because of the jersey he/she wears.
I was talking smack with a rival team when some Touchdown Jesus said, "Hey don't be rude. They just lost a big game"
I posted online that I think they should cut/fire this guy after he cost us the game. The message board resident Touchdown Jesus disagrees and thinks the guy just had a bad day.
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approaching, but not quite equal to the awesomeness of Jesus.
Man, you guys don't even know. Harbor Branch was Jesus-ical.
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v. To acquire Christianity as one's religion
"Yeah, Christina was such a sinner 'til she came to Jesus."
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its a brill song bit long but der u go n i dnt belive in christian stuff but afta readin der lyrics it sorta makes sense prefered american idiot *cough george bush* thou. N FED UP WIF GOD DAMN CHEERLEADER WANNABES N PREPS
dem- y r listenin to green day jesus of suburbia
me- wen i start listenin to korn u can hav ago at me
dem - who?
me - omg u prik stik
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you better ask jesus to save you right now before you are killed, usually by one of your parents
father:(to a boy messing around with his daughter)
what were you doing to my baby girl? you better get your life straight boy because we're gonna have a come to jesus talk.
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