tao hi

Silly cunt

Diu lay lo mo, tao hi...

Put the team on his back

Dj Moore

The bears offense had one player put the team on his back

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

Hi, Delirious!

When one has a very good spot in hide and seek; saying hello and goodbye to the seeker as they enter and exit the room you're located in to taunt them.

Delirious (Seeking): *Walks into room where Marcel is hiding under a tube as a scrap of paper*

Marcel: Hi, Delirious!

*Delirious walks out*

Marcel: Bye, Delirious!

Delirious: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

getting his hole

Another way of saying getting laid

Taylor lynch is away getting his hole

Omg! hi vagina okay?

A formal greeting.

Sharyl: "Omg! hi vagina okay?"
Daphne: "Yes, vagina okay. You?"

Stroken his eggo

A sex reference to a man sliding his dick around on another man’s ass cheek

Yeah bro, i was stroken his eggo for 43 seconds before I came.