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im bored (I'm bored, I am bored, IM BORED, I. AM. BORED., i'm bored)

dum da dum bup a doodly doo boopa ba beep, oh, OH, sorry. You're done with life, school, work, or whatever, for you to find this, that and u got nothin to do, ur disinterested in everything. (Go listen to Never Gonna Give You Up, Megalovania, or any other meme song until you like it unironically. Find the newest memes on Youtube or Tik Tok (if ur into that kind of thing). Make a new word on Urban Dictionary... :0 Watch Jacksepticeye play indie games. Watch Markiplier play 3 scary games. Watch Crankgameplays.... be an adorable goofball. You come up with possibilities. Buy that lil cute thing u found at the store. Get that scented candle. Talk to ur best friend. Hang out w them, if possible. Go on a bike ride. Watch some videos you never got around to. And that book w dust on it. The list goes on and on.)

im bored (I'm bored, I am bored, IM BORED, I. AM. BORED., i'm bored) and I have nothing to do. I'm gonna watch some gameplay

by Sherlock Devorak November 18, 2020


I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

by applealex October 4, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

A sentence said when you have either emasculated the person's lack of intelligence or have proved him or her wrong. That person in turn, once their intelligence is challenged to the depths of shitville, will pull the "Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!" when they attempt to prove you wrong in another fact of god knows what.

When the fucktard looses in an argument against someone, they will then be stumbled on that argument, thinking "fuck..I lost the game". They will then question you with an argument of something that is probably useless fucking knowledge to anybody.

Your computer has low RAM, your computer is slow as fuck and cannot run all that shit you have on your harddrive.

Yes it can, I just go delete my internet history and cache! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

2+2+2+2+2+2-2 x 0 isn't 0, if you knew about BEDMAS, you would know the order of operation of multiplication which would come first before addition or subtraction.

Oh yeh?!? Well my built-in calculator on my Windows 7 laptop says you are full of shit! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

(Police Officer) "Sir you were going way above the speed limit, I'm gonna have to impound your vehicle and take away your license"

Are you shitting me? My speedometer says otherwise asshole. Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! (gets head cracked open and cuffs smashed onto the skinny wrists)

by Apparently I'm not uber smart October 14, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm bored as heck what about you?

" I'm bored as heck what about you " the meaning of it is that..

you are bored what did you expect the 1.BILLION dads to come back with the milk?

( hey I'm bored as heck what about you? )
( I am also bored as heck. )

by quinxa_1 September 19, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


dude, I'm totally just testing.

wordThat/word how this works?

Negativo.

by No need for a name October 2, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.

Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

15๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm picking the corn out your shit

1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

by J Down** June 6, 2010

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