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Jake is one of the funniest guys at your school, he is attractive and mature. Very easy to talk to. He is wise always knowing right from wrong and speaks out. He is very intelligent but not just in school, in real life. If you meet a Jake, don’t be an asshole to him. But if you are, you’ll regret it.
Jake..
The best guy you will ever meet, you dont even understand how lucky you are if you get to experience his friendship, love or care. Once you get him dont ever let him go and dont ever let him let you go. He is a sensitive person who has been hurt in the past and needs reassurance to make sure you really love him. The most caring guy, he will love you with all of his heart and soul. He pretends to be crazy and dumb around his friends but when you get to know him, he is a caring, kind, sweet guy who will care for you forever. DONT LET HIM LET YOU GO! like i did. i miss him so much but i dont think he feels the same way. He will try so hard to make your relationship work. He will give up other things just to see you. Facetime you every night, says i love you instead of ily, goodnight instead of gn, goodmorning instead of gm, a long paragraph telling you how much he loves you before you go to sleep, when you fight he will write a letter and give it to you explaining why he loves you and what he would do to keep you. Jake if you are reading this, i love you and im sorry i didn't explain what happened properly. :(
There's that guy jake with the gorgeous blue eyes, hes the best person ever to exist, i care about him so much.
Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m
Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally
Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.
A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
He has a tiny penis and is usually gay. This goes back to the Latin times when jakes we hung for having micropenis’s .
Jake has a micro penis