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To act in a pessimistic and nihilistic manner
Ay. that girl over there is talking about how the world is going to end and how his life is hell
She must be doing a Michael
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Doing a Michael is a term best used when someone is doing something awfully daft.
1. "Oh no, please don't do a Michael again..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."
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This is one smooth operator; with a name like that everyone remembers him. The chicks are always worried about this Kim that seems to be hanging out with all the guys, but when they finally get to meet this handsome devil they start to wonder about his origins. Where could he be from? He is kind, loving, caring and has the libido of a stallion; no wonder the babes can't decide whether to call him Kim, Michael or both, because they are confused by this juxtaposition of femininity and masculinity.
His name is Kim-Michael? What was his mother thinking, I'd really like to know.
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IAN is a real Man.He is very easy to fall in love with.he is patient and kind.only if you can make the cut and he let's you see the real Prince within.Ian Michael is someone who lives like a pauper but is really a king.if he gets bored he will light your house on fire.Although he is averagly endowed he hoes all night and makes woman cum over and over again
I LOVE THAT IAN MICHAEL HE CAN SCREE.
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A fat nigger who eats shit and pussy sundae all day. God who rules all dickheads and sucks dick for a living. Loves to eat sacks but not the balls. Salty as fuck/
Is ur name Michael Y?
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Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.
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Power couple! Daniella is the most beautiful girl that anyone has ever seen, with the best sense of humor. While being a domestic and beauty goddess, being blessed with many desirable skills and knowledge. She is all about pleasing her man and keeping him happy. She is powerful and successful with a dominant sweet and kind side but can snap in the blink of an eye. While Michael is handsome, a real looker. Very comical in ways Daniella appreciates. He is strong, powerful and always uses logic. He is determined. He always aims to make Daniella feel beautiful, loved, and special. Michael will always work hard to give Daniella the life she deserves, but Daniella will always be happy as long as she has Michael. The chemistry between the two of them is so intense it’s electrifying and mind blowing. They are extremely like minded. True soulmates. They only have eyes for each other. Once they find each other, they will last a lifetime. At first they may have obstacles but will smash them and their relationship will be easy and peaceful. Filled with endless love and loyalty. This couple will succeed at anything they put their minds to.
Michael and Daniella are the most beautiful couple I’ve ever seen.
Together they will move mountains.
Soulmates!
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