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A polish boi who has a hairline that could be used to sponsor McDonalds. Also has AIDS.
Mark: Yo AJ let's go to McDonalds to make fun of Michael Payak's hairline!
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English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.
Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!
Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!
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To act in a pessimistic and nihilistic manner
Ay. that girl over there is talking about how the world is going to end and how his life is hell
She must be doing a Michael
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Doing a Michael is a term best used when someone is doing something awfully daft.
1. "Oh no, please don't do a Michael again..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."
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An immortal being who is made entirely of drugs. He cannot die of overdose and lives on drugs instead of air. His goal in his eternal life is to try every drug in existence.
"Michael Greenwald don't take those 60 pills"
"Michael Greenwald your gonna die"
"U know my boy Michael Greenwald?, that nigga cant die"
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A singer-songwriter from Iowa who saved the music Industry. She has an unconditional love for her family, friends, fans(also known as the gemfam), pets and pickles with chocolate ice-cream.
A: is that an angel?
B: no that's Julia Michaels
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