My man be telling me he loves me more than I love him and that’s just some cap-palusious shit
If one's occupation turns out to be a thorn in one's cap, one would better quit it.
"Cap-end" is a term used to describe a penis.
The term is a slightly less formal variation of "bell-end" or "knob-end".
It has many uses in general conversation and is quite a light hearted insult that can be used amongst friends or colleagues without any lasting offence being taken.
"Gaz stop being a cap-end"
"Elliot has been acting like a cap-end all day"
The cool new haircut adorned by unincorporated white male children, typically paired with a ball cap making them look like David Koresh: The Zumiez edition.
Him: You see that East County kid's hair?
Me: The Ball Cap Koresh? Yeah, that's the hot new thing in El Cajon and Lakeside.
When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
When Someone blunders there order of caps in a sentence like putting a caps at the start of a sentence but not on the name of a person
"Yo james"
"OMG can you believe she made a Clear Caps Error"
"Clearly you shouldn't have made a CCE and instead said "Yo James" "