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When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background
Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous
The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
the song goes don don don donnn don donnn don don don don.
Friend: Give a song suggestion
Me: The GTA 5 Taxi song
Friend: What is that song?
Me: The song that goes don don donnn don don donnn don don odndon and its in the GTA 5 Taxi
Friend: Now i understand Thanks!!!!!
6 poppin means crips iz poppin(shootin) and 5 droppin means Slobz dien.
i been cripin since i was twelve im only seventeen but i got love for my cuz i be rockin dem british knights my nigga BK all day.
Crip:yo wat up cuz
Crip 2:not shit folk just scopin fo some slobz
Crip:hell yea cuz i feel it 6 poppin 5 droppin
crip 2: all day every day
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Drink comprised of 5 Hour energy shot and Patrón, or any Tequila. Mixed like many other bomb shots...i.e. Jager Bombs.
Bar-Mate One: "Have you ever been to club ACME?"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."
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The Mafias term for burning off an informants genitals and all the skin from the botoms of his feet and hands with a blow torch then stomping him to death.
Dya hear Vinny caught a Chicago number 5 with boots for ratting out Vito"
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After poking a rather fishy flavored panty-hamster from behind for a few hours, you pull out. only to release a life altering current of humid fish vapors flowing thoughout the residence coating everything in sight. if there is any warning. you should try to get to the basement!
I banged this chick for hours last night. when I was done, her pooter boofed out a F-5 TUNA TORNADO! I had to bath in tomato juice to get the smell off my skin!
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