standing-up beer

The style/type of beer often consumed while standing up. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Heavy marketing to males
- Lower cost (less expensive)
- Higher volume (often purchased in bulk, i.e. 24-packs)

Standing-up beer can be consumed in a seated environment. "Standing up" is not an absolute requirement.

Standing-up beer is in direct contrast to sitting-down beer.

Common scenarios where standing-up beer is found:

- Outdoor barbecues
- Tailgating
- Bowling alleys
- NASCAR events
- Mowing the lawn

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Hundred Beer Weekend

A challenge in which the players taking part attempt to drink one hundred beers over the course of one weekend, beginning at 12:00 AM on Friday and ending at 12:00 AM on Monday.

Beer guy #1: Oh my God, Teddy had a Hundred Beer Weekend.
Beer guy #2: Well, where is he?
Beer guy #1: I – I don't know...

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sitting-down beer

he style/type of beer often consumed while sitting down. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Marketing based on culture, i.e. beer afficianados
- Higher cost (less expensive)
- Sometimes referred to as "microbrews"

Sitting-down beer can be consumed while standing, but doesn't really fit the mojo. "Sitting down" is not an absolute requirement.

Sitting-down beer is in direct contrast to standing-up beer.

Common scenarios where sitting-down beer is found:

- Pleasant dinner with colleagues
- "Game night" with other couples
- Bars/taverns that cater to professional clientele

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too much beer

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Nne of the most unattainable things in the universe. This phrase should never be muttered.

Tucker - "I think I drank too much beer."
BIFF - "GTFO"

*Tucker has been vaporized*

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Beer Fag

When a Toughy Hairy Straight Man engages in gay sex.

Brian went all beer fag last night. After two pitchers, he bent Jan over a barrel and gave it to him. Who'd have thought Brian was gay.

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Six-Beer Philosophy

That sort of wonderful logical thinking that only comes around the happily drunk stage, after the debris of everyday thinking has been melted away, but before absolute brain paralysis sets in. It can often be accompanied by emphatic verbalisation (especially when no-one else is there) and a forceful jab of the drinking vessel.

"You know what I reckon? I reckon if I shtopped ushing deodorant for a week, my body would automatically readjusht and I'd shtop needing it forever."

"Thatsh shome good six-beer philosophy there mate."

International Beer Day

An excuse for people who like holiday and drinking to have a drunken day off in the holiday-less month of August. People internationally gather to drink beer (not necessarily international beer) on August 5th and practice the art of Beer it Forward.

My favorite holiday is International Beer Day, because it involves more beer and less ugly sweaters than Christmas.