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A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
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the act of put your saliva in your partner's mouth for fellatio
Mikey always swapping swapping special spit with Christie to clue her in on what he was thinking.
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A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.
Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
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When you are the coolest, most masculine guy on planet earth and have significant advantage over everyone else in regards to pulling both men and women
Guy 1: omg josh is so manly
Guy 2: im a straight dom but when it comes to josh james, anything is on the table
Guy 1: I wish I was amazing enough to perform the josh james special and be so cool
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A girl or boy who is too young to legally consent to sex. The red shirt comes from a grocery store's idea to alienate minors. This term varies depending on the state and age of parties involved.
Dude, see that girl with Kevin over there? Totally a Red Shirt Special.
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Pro-union workers are given the Thunder Bay Special when corrupt, fake, back stabbing, anti-union scum bags plan a targeted assault, usually from behind and without warning, against a pro-union worker and purposely break his leg, the assault is then covered up by the unions involved along with the Ministry Of Labour and police.
We gave that pro-union guy the Thunder Bay Special when we attacked him from behind and broke his leg.
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Agreeing to $800 for sex and then offering $30 after sex
The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning
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