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It's gross, trust me you are better off not knowing what a Mexican carwash is.
I told a friend what a Mexican carwash is and he puked, cut off his toes and removed all the oatmeal and canned corn from his house.
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When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.
There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.
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A.K
First guy=that guy was a real boy toy/filthy mexican
Second guy=yeh his names A.K
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When you braid your asshole hair and shove it up your own ass.
I cheated on my girlfriend so she made me get a mexican braid! It hurt my rectum!
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Bush sends national guard to postmark mexicans as guest workers!
LA dudes, check it out! red, white, green, bar code on my ass!
Wow Mexican Postmark I know gringos have mexican love.
Muchas gusto National border patrol man. Viva El presidente GWB!
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N. Feces.
I was outside with the dog and stepped in a big pile of mexican mortar
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Dipping your balls in paints, and brushing them over a woman's face.
The Mexican paintbrush I have to that ho was an ivory shade of white I got from home depot.
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