When a big burly southern inmate reaches around his cell bars and grabs your little willy.
"He gave 'im the good ol' South Carolina reach around"
When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.
"Honey, is it a sin to perform the South Dakota Grizzly Bear before sex?"
It’s the same as a wet Willy, however, instead of using saliva you use anal matter to lubricate your finger and insert into the ear
Dude I was walkin down the street and I saw my old friend Dave so I shoved my finger up my ass and into his ear giving him the ultimate south end willy
A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.
Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."