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Turtle Wank

So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank

Dude, i had a turtle wank last night

by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020


ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020


Wank-while

Wank-while is used when you think something/someone is worth wanking off (or masturbating) to. It is used similarly to the word, "Worthwhile".

That holiday elf porn sure is wank-while.

She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.

by Dimickun December 13, 2015


absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.

"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"

by FuckinBlazeItM8 September 16, 2015


shiv wanking

Shiv wanking is edgeing to the extreme. It's when (usually a male) starts jacking off as usual but when he feels like he's finna ejaculate he slices a bit of foreskin off his penis. The goal is to the edge longer and when you do finally goon it's more liquidity, just don't slice the hole.

Jorge loves stroking his mother fucking cock all the time fucking time but he came way to fast. So he took a knife and sliced a bit of his foreskin off when he felt like he was gonna nut.

Shiv wanking - Cutting a bit of foreskin off your penis when your feel close to ejaculation

#The New Meta

by skibbidi_toliet April 11, 2024


shiv wanking

when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.

Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.

by skibbidi_toliet April 18, 2024


Shiv wanking

the act of edgeing violently, when your feel like your penis is about to bust, slice a bit off your foreskin so you can breathe and then keep the edge streak going.

Shiv wanking - slices a bit of foreskin off your penis when your feelike nutting after edgeing.

Jorge shiv wanked his cock this morning after edgeing to skibidi toliet. He came to school today with a big smile on his face and also on his torch.

by skibbidi_toliet April 18, 2024