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ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"

"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"

by Merihaka July 29, 2021


Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!

Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.

by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017


Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.

50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021


Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.

“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”

by Honest2n March 23, 2024


confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances

"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"

by queerz4life November 20, 2020


Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020


Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

by Mattameru April 16, 2015