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An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.
Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.
When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.
"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"
"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
Closing one girls eyes shut during sex by using your own cum
Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique
When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
SpongeBoB clips you post, watch, and send on Snapchat.
Patchy the Pirate videos 😊
A streetside vendor that sells pirated movies, music, and video games. Often found in SE asia and china.
Bob was selling 10-in-1 dvd's that he claimed to have bought from a streetside vendor in thailand. Pirate Vendor alert...