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To drink honey straight out of a plastic bottle shaped like a bear.
It was getting late and we were out of snacks, so grabbed the honey and did the bear chug.
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when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn
Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.
Dude, I need a bear Mom.
How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?
Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?
Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?
Fuck me harder bear Mom!
Bear moms are pretty ight.
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A shuggy bear is someone who is wonderful, kind, and has a loving heart. They are the center of your world and provide you with all you could ever want. They are soft and cuddly like a bear and sweet like sugar but at times can become agitated if not enough food or sleep.
She was such a shuggy bear until about 3, when no one would let her sleep.Now we have to sleep outside anytime she is near.
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The greatest Boston Terrier-English Bulldog mix in the world. He loves food and humping female dogs (pretty funny to see), whines whenever someone has pizza and he can't have any, thus his name, and he sleeps on top of his dog house like snoopy! He's quite cuddly albeit rambunctious, and will always find a way to lick you right on the face. Pizza Bear has cancer... He's fought all his life. but his life lately seems to be coming to a close. I'm so sorry Pizza. I'll always love you.
"Bring Pizza Bear upstairs after his bathroom break. Also, give him his Palladia (chemo) pills."w
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When a person without teeth gives a BJ
Guy: Your grandma is going to be Gummy Bearing me tonight.
Second Guy: That is so wrong
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A Hawaiian born human that moves to the mainland.
"Yogi bear was here
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The preferred Canadian means of transportation
John: eh Eddy were gonna be late!
Eddy: I know, let's hop on the polar bear
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