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When the boobs are so good you start too catch feelings for the woman. When really you’re just catching feelings for the boobs.
Tyler: I really think I'm falling for this chick.
Me: She’s not a good fit for you. Dude, you're just Boob-boozled.
something you say when someone gets absolutely owned
Quandale: "My mom is so awesome"
Johnny: "I fucked her"
Everyone: "NOOB BOOBED"
Boobs you stare at when making a speech to a large audience or when in front of a large amount of people.
Friend: Hey man that was a great speech about synergy.
Me: Yeah thanks dude but I couldn't have done it without that set of crowd boobs in row 4; they gave me that last boost of inspiration.
When someone is wearing a mask and their nose sticks out
“Bro you got under-boob-face”
“Oh really? My bad”
A national holiday on August 6th where all people of all genders that appreciate boobs, come together and celebrate!
“Hey dude what did you post in your story”
“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”
“why tho?”
“because it’s national boob lover day”
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Name given to scantily-clad women aged 50+ who have had extensive plastic surgery, and who frequent all-inclusive resorts in an attempt to land a husband. Usually ends up alone every night in the lobby bar after each attempt has failed. Suspicion is that they try and pick up guys at the beach the following morning with the opening line "omg, i think someone slipped me a rufie at the bar last night", when in fact she rufied herself.
Look! There's Boobs Rufie at the pool bar chatting up the bartender!
Ladyhills,chest sacks,gods greatest creation, the paps,front udders,how girls get good grades,what makes you bust a but!
"Damn girl you got sum big boobs!"