Teen dad

A male under 21 Especially in the ages 10-20 that had 1+ children

Teen dads man

summer dad

Someone who’s in a adulterous relationship with another persons mom during the summer. In places such as a house, a car, dollar general, etc.

Summer dad works at dollar general. Logan’s mom is with summer dad.

dad-in-loading

When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their dad as your dad

This is John my dad-in-loading.

Dad Force 1s

Nike Monarchs or New Balance 806 v1s. The typical dad shoe that's versatile enough to wear when mowing lawns or rocking the cell phone hip holster. Shoes that are often worn when yelling the phrase, "Slow down! Kids are playing around here!"

Yo, did you just get the Dad Force 1s?

Indian Dad

Stereotypical Indian dad is the biggest extrovert you will ever see in your life, daddy issues, trats wife very badly, checks browsing history at random times, hits you, daddy issues, makes you go to Kumon, Maths Kangaroo, Aops, MathsMasters, MathCounts, any math learning website, RoBOticS FrEaK, "either doctor, engineer, or lawyer" otherwise there is no other job, doesn't validate your feelings or interests, we Indian kids be havin daddy issues

Indian Dad:"Son, You got B+ on Maths test? Nisha darling, you are the only child now."

Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns

Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.

P.s- He magically never has class.

WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)