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A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.
"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."
A word made up referring to people who are douches. Word up bro.
Wow, that kid matt is a total douche kanoshe!
When you find a hot douche and you fuck
Hey I had a douche fuck last night!
A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck
Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?
The republican nominee in a presidential election
The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.
When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.
Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.
A Douche wanderer, or conversely stated, a wandering douche, is a specific type of d-bag that interjects to make a snide douchy comment that's most likely malicious, and, most importantly, this douche is often a complete stranger or not engrossed in the conversation.
I was skating yesterday and not landing many tricks when a douche wanderer approached me and remarked "nice moves" then walked away snidely laughing aloud.