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When you are taking a shit at midnight and simultaneously beating your meat.
Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME
Guy: shit you're a champ
The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.
Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.
Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.
An exclamation of disapproval
Shit-Tarts! Somebody stole my baby!
A boring person who tends to not want to do anything
Edison is such a shit in the mud
When a girl doesn't get the "all black" fashion code and comes to the club looking like a rainbow shit on her.... Circa 1995
"Lara looks like a rainbow shit on her" Tiff
"I know... That is so 90s" Karen