John Kim

A stupid motherfucker that likes CUTE girls, with little boobs. He likes to sit on a fucking chair, and he always holds a stupid shit-ass blue pen, and he always holds "The Little Prince" in his right hand during the English class. He used to wear nerdy gay ass glasses, but he got laser surgery 3 months ago.

TF you looking at, John Kim. Go eat Kimchi, dumb fuck.

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Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

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Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

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Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.

"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"

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bonnie john

A polite way to reference a BJ in public.

Having dinner at grandma's with your brother, you might brag and say "yeah, she worked a pretty good bonnie john before we came over..."

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John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe. He is good friends with double J and will slaughter any poser who try’s to stop him.

The last thing the women saw was John Fealias staring into her eyes with a knife in his right hand.

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John Desmarais

To act in high levels of extreme intensity during physical fitness. To never say die and always push past the levels of expectation. Giving 110% and then asking for more. Never being satisfied with the results and always knowing there is room for improvment. Usually abbreviated in slang for as "JD'd"

Wow! He total John Desmarais'd (or commonly said, JD'd)the hell outta that workout!

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