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A person who steals your laptop, watches porn and masturbates in front of you.
Mike was beimg such a porn fiend last night
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Melting candy (Skittles, chocolate, etc.) And pouring it over your partner before engaging in a sexual activity.
I.E : My girlfriend asked if we could try candy porn so I covered her tiddies in melted chocolate and then proceeded to have intercourse whilst eating said chocolate.
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When you eat out a black midget while fingering tousled and your dad
I wish my mom would stop the dad porn all the time
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Cocaine. The name stems from the fact that many porn skanks are avid users of the drug. Many of them developed this habit while they were working as strippers. Many have also been known to take cocaine as payment for sexual favors.
Charlie Sheen had a briefcase full of porn powder delivered to his house prior to his 3 day bender.
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Remember kids, most porn stars are just trying to pay for school. Thank god this country provides opportunity. God bless America!
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when a man jerks off to porn into a piece of clothing and a woman wears it before it is washed thus the semen (or man juice) seeps into the womans vagina (or puge) getting her pregnant and makes a porn baby.
Guy 1-"How did she get pregnant?"
Guy 2-"Yea you never had sex."
Guy 3-"It was a porn baby"
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A man who can only get it up while masturbating at his computer. Almost always looking at nugget(people with no arms or legs) porn or midget porn. Generally goes by the name of Steve!!!!
Man Mike I saw that Steve really has become a porn feind, cause I saw those two nuggets on his background doing it doggystyle!!!
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