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A guy that fits commonly held false male stereotypes, or is macho/ hyper masculine. Usually a meat and potatoes guy assumes that all other guys are like him, and is usually ultra conservative with little broad life experience. Ultra nurturing type, patient women are attracted to these type of guys, and love to baby and protect them, from the realities of life, outside of their own limited experiences. Deep down a meat and potatoes guy is terrified of change, and they tend to be incredibly over sensitive underneathe it all, which can be cute to women who really need to be needed. Sometimes meat and potatoes guys are a little too limiting for the type of woman who likes to get out and explore and live a little, whether that be physically, mentally, emotionally, or all 3 at the same time.
Sue ; "Yeah, this new guy I am dating won't even let me put a finger in his ass. Man, he knows how hygenic I am. I can't believe this."
Diane; "Are you sure you guys are a good match...in ALL ways?"
Sue ; "No I am not. I am starting to think he is a real meat and potatoes man."
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When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow
In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase
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the act of blowing a massive triumphant load in a girls anal hole and taking a blow drier and cramming it in her ass and when it dries take it out and make her eat it
i dirty potato chipped that bitch and it had a hint of tootsie roll in it
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An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.
Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.
Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head
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An incompetent Irish person who is a twat and says "potato" constantly. May also resemble a Leprechaun.
"Paddy is such a potato twat; he's fucked up again"
Look at Paddy, he's such a potato twat; fucked up again
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When a guy cums on a girls stomach, let's it dry, then peels it off and eats it.
John jizzed on Mary's stomach and when it dried she ate it like an Alaskan potato chip
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When one takes an infant turtle and surgically remove it's shell. One must then attach the shell to their back and start to make potato salad. Slather the finished potato salad over your erect penis and have your male or female partner perform fellacio. It is necessary that the stripped turtle is watching this sexual act as you arch your back and mimic the turtle's noises. When finished, superglue the shell back on the turtle and insert the turtle's head into your partners vagina and or anus until it suffocates.
"Have you noticed Barry the Turtle at the zoo has been missing for the past week?"
"Yeah, I think Beth and Jonathan used Barry for The Terrapin Potato Pop."
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