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When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather
My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.
Something bought when your on your last Pennie’s and dimes.
I don’t have much let me get a sweet treat
The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet
good cuts of meat owned by you OR boobs
Person 1: so I hear you meet my sister yesterday
Person 2: yea she showed me her sweet cattle
Person 1: oh yea our dad was a butHEY WAIT A MINUTE
Petey the dog (or peter in formal settings) is well known as the sweetest dog known to man. The little pup loves attention more than anything else, barking when he isn't being touched that exact second in time. He spends his days with his lovely owner as a happy and well treated boy. Petey loves coming to rehearsal to watch everyone work hard (that and he gets pets every 20 seconds). Petey is known for his irresistible face and behaviors; when one passes sweet boy, he will roll on his back practically hypnotizing those around him into giving him belly rubs.
Other traits of Petey’s include...
- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle
JESUS sweet boy petey! Would you stop barking so we can rehearse!?
heating up a honeybun using a blowtorch or oven(microwaves are valid aswell) then lacing it with fentanyl. You then find a worthy candidate to eat your laced honey bun. Then you play the waiting game and fuck them using the honey bun icing as lube after they fent fold.
Guy 1: wanna eat my honeybun bradley
Bradley: are you trying to fucking sweet fold me?
Guy 1: maybe
Bradley: shoulda just asked!
When you blow a sweet load of smoothies into a hippie vegans throat.
Yoooo she got a sweet dragon last night.