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A barber who will trim a girl's muff.
The muffler man helped trim my girlfriend's large muff.
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a secret crush/attractiveness/admiration a straight male feels towards another male that they may or may not admit to having (every guy has one)
my brother has a man crush on Taylor Lautner!!!!!
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A parrot man is someone who is only known for one thing. It refers to someone with a gimmick, who loses all attention when he loses his gimmick.
It is based on Hale and Pace's story of a man who regularly took his parrot to a bar and was wildly popular. One day he showed up without the parrot, to find no one cared about him.
One should be careful not to become a Parrot Man.
Eggers: Hey, why don't you whip out your harp and play us all a tune, buddy.
Feral Meryl: I'm not going to play it every time we're in da club, I don't want to become a Parrot Man.
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A man throbber is essentially just a penis.
I wanted to impress her, so I took out my man throbber, and she gasped . . . repeatedly.
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The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator
The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
“He keeps trying to cave man the beer but it just won’t pop!”
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(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.
Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.
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A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.
Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man
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