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If someone is trying to proove a point , but really has no idea what they are arguing , they might use this phrase "Do one legged ducks swim in circles?", it will throw the opposition for a while until the realise that no they dont , that would be stupid , thus is only good for short term evasion.
subject change is recommended before they realise :)
Fred:"so you actually understand quantum physics??"
Sam:"Does a duck with one leg swim in circles??"
Fred:"umm ??"
Sam:"look at the weather!!"
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much later ...
Fred :" hey wait a minute , no !!"
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
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Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
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"Obviously, if you have typed that in, you must be insane!" That is what some people would say but you don't want to listen to those guys. but oh no no no, I am here to show you the light.
You're insane, they were right.
BUT, it does have a meaning, this term means something is absolutely improbable and out of no where.
You can describe ANYTHING as a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun.
"Oh Robbie over there? He is such a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
"That discussion was so bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.
Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.
John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.
Jack: Got it.
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Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
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A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.
Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht
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