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October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."
The national holiday for bazzing and chiefing a friend or family’s bazz
Yo bro! Happy national bazz day!
Celebrated annually on January 20th
Creighton Beats Marquette Day fun fact: Anonymous eagle is the worst account on twitter
August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!