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when you have dried cum on or semi in your dick tip and when you go to piss your dick is then clogged with said dried cum and your piss has a backup forcing its way through the dried cum in multi streams or break the dried cum completely having a massive heavy piss stream shoot out.
Hey bro, you were screaming it sounded like you needed help?
No, I just got wicked stutter dick from my masturbation session last night.
Just after having an argument with someone, you finally end the quarrel and run along.
Guy 1: Oh go fuck yourself man, suck my dick.
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!
When you pour liquid nitrogen on your cock and it freezes. You then proceed to whack it against a table until it shatters
“Dat bitches pussy so cold I got refrigerator dick.”
When you've lost the urge to beat off like you used too
Many Tony has some BEUF DICK. He hasn't beat off in weeks, and he normally beats off 5 times daily
Someone you contact for a good ol’ fashioned dick down (I.e boy toy). More of a benefits situation than a FWB. You can count on this person to come thru upon summoning and they are equally aware of their role.
A: What are you doing for that date later?
B: It’s not a date, he’s coming over tonight to watch Netflix so I have him down as a dick plug.
When a person attempts to operate out of their intellectual weight class and gets called out for it.
Did you see the muhfkkr Eric try and be smart, boy's a total dick trip.