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Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.
That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.
My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.
When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
He is wild in the bed
yeet, dab
I like Tommaxes dick is huuuge so much
when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.
a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
When someone deep throats a dick so hard they vomit all over said dick.
Whoa!!! You just got dick sick all over me.
He was so far down my throat that I got dick sick all over him.