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To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
it's when you cuck a prisoner while you the prisoner and his wife are all on crack rock
person 1: YOOOOO you know that bi**ch with the ti*s
person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison
person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up
break up with her
yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her
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break up with her
yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her
an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.
Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
The calorie burning act of sex
Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups
When someone say something with no sense
A: yoo after school we can go will's house to do something funny
B: yeah, we can jump from the roof in a bicycle
A: bruh, stop flying up