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When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!
When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
I just crushed Tom by doing a dirty football
When you have ate hot spicy tortillas and you have to do the hurting shit while you are fucking.
I’ve done the dirty Theo while we where fucking
When a women masturbates with a tree branch
Hey, I just had dirty groot
A person that’s is both the life an soul of the party always making people smile but also a massive hoe sleeping around also used a way to call someone a bitch
Wow have you seen that girl last night , she was at the party yesterday super drunk but she’s still going must be a dirty Efe
When your riding on a motorcycle blasting heavy metal and fuckin a chick spider style then hit a railroad track and slip out then back in to your chicks ass while never spilling your beer.
That dude's crazy..
I heard he landed a Dirty Jäger on his chick last night going over the tracks after the party.
Defined as the act of riding a motorcycle while having sex and after hitting a bump or railroad track the man slips out and re-enters into the woman's anus.
Did you see the look on her face after we crossed the tracks? That bump must have done her a dirty jäger